“April-May June Loves Bernie Bridges . . . she just doesn’t know it yet.
She’s the coolest hottest girl in the school and Bernie thinks she should go to the dance with him.
April-May won’t even be seen with Bernie because he’s such a troublemaker.
So Bernie makes her a promise–a really scary promise. He says he’ll stay out of trouble for a whole week if she promises to go to the dance with him.
Bernie is shaking, quivering, quaking. Can he turn into a goody-goody–especially when it’s time for the famous (against the rules ) super slimy slug race?”
