“Important Message!
Welcome to the Rotten School. We are proud of our school, founded 100 years ago by I. B. Rotten. If you follow the rules, we know your time here will be happy. RULE NUMBER ONE: Watch out for Bernie Bridges. Bernie is trouble!
That is my important message. Enjoy your stay. I know that after a short while, you will all truly deserve the name Rotten Students.
Headmaster Upchuck”
